There was a blind man on his way to Texas. He is on the airplane, and he is in First Class. He goes to his seat, and feels them, they are huge. He asks the stewardess "Aren't these seats kinda' big?" She replies "Oh, everything's bigger in Texas."
Then he gets to Texas, and he goes to his room. He walks, and walks and didn't hit the wall for a few minutes, and he was walking in a straight line. He asks the Bellboy "Isn't this room kinda' big?" The Bellboy replies "Yes, everything's bigger in Texas."
Then he gets thirsty after a little while, and goes down to the bar, and orders a little glass of beer. the Bartender gives him a gallon big glass. The blind man feels it, and says "I said a SMALL glass." The Bartender says "Everything's bigger in Texas."
So after the blind man finishes the big Texas beer, he asks "Where's the restrooms?" The Bartender says "The third door on the right."
The blind man is walking, feeling the doors, and he trips. He goes to the 4TH door instead of the 3rd. the 4th door goes right out to the pool.
The blind man opens the door, and falls in, thinking it was the restroom. He falls, looks frantic, waves his arms, and yells "Don't flush! Don't flush!"
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